February 2012
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
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manchesterorgasm:
if a girl fucks ten guys in a year, she’s a slut. if a guy does it, he’s gay, definitely gay.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
stacey's mom has got it going on
Get in my pants Ryan Gosling.
